"Did you know that if you crush someone very small then you could fit them into a small space?"

- Henry Crinkler

"On my Farmer's Only profile, I have it on there that I'm a stinky little piggy."

 - Jaythan Crumestice

"Babe, the ebb and flow of it all!"

 - Spew Geutron

"I am become autistic; destroyer of eye contact."

- Splemory Howbin

"Babelabe! Let it clit!"

 - Gimink Spimink

"Skibidi Boyclit."

 - Chunk Gumple

"I wish all piss a merry shit."

 - Father Chrintmas

"Hey, you know how if you fill a woman up with semen a baby come out? If you fill a man up with semen a woman come out!"

 - Piqdiq Wimming

*Me when I get pregnant*

"Ooohhh my belly."

 - Genneth Blugg

"How about you stop clutching your pearls and start jacking off!"

 - Bwilbert Pesni

"Call my girl Colby Brian the way she bask in my balls."

 - Jammies O'Groolihan

"Call my girl Hellen Keller the way she neither listens to me nor sees me for who I truly am."

 - Larson Throbberts

"Ooohhh my belly."

 - Genneth Blugg